(upbeat instrumental music) (ambient music) (group groaning) – Ha ha suckers! – Hey, you know we should go to the beach. – Oh! I call parasailing. – Lets scuba, right? (sighing) I want to try and find the Ty-tain-ick. – Oh! I’ll book us a deep-sea dive, pronto. – Actually guys, I don’t know how to swim. – What?
– What? – What? (yelling)
(whooshing) (glass breaking) – Oh, oh! I could teach you. (dance music) – Do you teach?
– No. – Whenever I say I don’t know how to swim, people are always saying the same thing, “Oh I can teach you. “Oh have you tried this thing?” – Come on. No way that’s true. Have you tried floating? I can teach you. – No I don’t know how to float. – But floating’s easy. Does this make it any clearer? – No. – Does the pool upset you? Are you gonna scream? (dance music) – No, because I don’t know how to swim, but I’m not afraid of water. (imitating ghost) – Well, what would you do if you we’re on the next Ty-tain-ick? (dance music) – It’s Ty-tan-ick, and
most people on the Titanic died from hypothermia. (dramatic music) – Does this freak you out? – No, ’cause again, I
don’t know how to swim, but I’m not afraid of water. – Have you taken a class? – Yes.
– From me? – No, Katie, you would know
if I’d taken a class from you. – Oh, smart girl. – What would you do if the pool were 100 feet deep and
I just pushed you in? – I would drown. – What would you do if this pool were 1,000 feet deep and
I just pushed you in? – I’d drown.
– See, right there. It’s a survival thing. If you were on the next
Ty-tain-ick, you would die. – Most people died on the Ty-tan-ick, and it would probably just be easier if you didn’t push me into pools. – What if if gave you a class? (groaning) And I put you in the shallow end. – Okay. – And then we pushed you in the deep end. – You’d probably just
start swimming like magic. – No, that’s not how anything works. – It could. – Are you sure you’re trying it right? Because if you start kicking, I’m pretty sure you’ll
just start swimming. – Guys, this isn’t working. This isn’t helpful at all. Swimming is just a thing my
body doesn’t know how to do! – [Group] Whoa. – How are you doing that? – What? You don’t know how to fly? – [Group] No. – Okay, what are you, like afraid of air? – No. I don’t think so. – I mean, if you don’t know how to fly, what do you do in the sky? – I just stay on the mountainous side. – Okay, but if we were on a plane and I pushed you out,
what would you even do? – Let’s not do that. – Guys this is crazy. Flying is so easy. All you have to do is just fly. – Oh no, I think I am afraid of air. (electronic beeping) (heart beating) (electronic whirring) – Hi, I’m Raika from College Humor. Click here to subscribe, click
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not trapped in this video. (percussion music) (exhaling) (glass squeaking) Things are great.