Announcer: Karen wanted to
grow up a little too fast. I hate being 13! Announcer: Until she wished on
an old Civil War coin… Let me be a grown-up already. Announcer: …And woke up
30 years later. Oh, my God. I have boobs.
I have a house. I have a bestie! Mom, I’m gonna be
late for school! Announcer:
But she’s about to find out life as a grown-up isn’t
all it’s cracked up to be… I miss being a kid. Announcer: …and get a second
chance to be young. You have no idea
what it’s like to be a kid! That’s all I know,
you idiot! I’d give anything
to be your age again. [ Sparkle! ] But what if the thing
you really wanted… [ Both groaning ] …was the thing you got the
first time you made a wish… Oh, hell yes!
I’m in my daughter’s body. Announcer: …And then traded it
away with your second wish… I just woke up spooned
by Dad’s half-chub! Give me back my body,
you succubus bitch! Go to hell, cutter.
I’m gonna live forever! …But wished for again
the third time around, and — Holy shit!
This is [bleep] confusing, guys. Karen: I wish I were big enough to beat up
my dickhead goth daughter. What am I?