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Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Snowboard Slam

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Snowboard Slam


I went snowboarding once and it was in New Jersey, and it was a like a fake mountain You know like not real snow -right- I would just- I would either bust my ass immediately, or I’d be going like 70 fucking miles an hour And I would literally like throw myself in the ground because I was like, “I’m going faster, and I can’t stop.” I was literally trying to like lean, to like, fuckin’, you know, pivot and actually snowboard, and I’m literally just like sliding down in a perfectly straight line and it was, “what?” It was like near the end of the day, I ate shit all day. My fucking ass was killing me from like hitting the ground over and over and over again So I’m going down. I see in front of me And there’s like this woman and her like little kid is snowboarding And I’m like “I’m gonna fucking nail them.” Like I’m gonna nail them as I’m fucking tearing ass down the mountain I’m gonna nail them, so I decide, like- it was like the furthest I’d went without falling But because of which, it was the fastest I was going all day, like, I’d made it like halfway down the mountain without eating shit, but still had no fucking control. It was just like pure luck that I was balancing, Jeremy: It was just like, “I’m gonna crash, but when?” Michael: So I’m flying, and I’m like “I’m gonna hit this one, I have to- I have to stop before I crash into her” so I like, fell on the ground and like threw myself on the ground you put your board like, up, so it scrapes the snow and it slows you down. Doesn’t fucking matter, I was going so fucking fast, I’m like “oh shit” and like, I’m feet first and my board out, it’s like, the woman’s like right here I’m fuckin- I’m like, I’m flying towards her and I go BOOOSH And take out her legs. I go under her, the woman went in the fucking air completely over me, and I went like another 20 feet past her and I was like “ooohh fuck” like I had nothing Geoff: Did you just kept going, and never look back? Michael: No I was there with my brother And it was like, he fucking he gets over to me, cause he can actually snowboard, he gets over to me And he’s like “oh fuck” and he’s like-
he’s like “are you okay?” talking to the woman, and she’s like “oh, oh, what?” Like she’s like, fucking out of it. And this little kid comes over He’s like “mommy mommy. Are you okay?” And my brother’s like “Oh, are you okay?” then he’s like whispering (to Michael) “Get the fuck out of here. Get the FUCK out of here!” And he’s like pushing me away like “go go go” and I’m like “well-” I just, like fucking run away down the mountain as this woman’s like “Was I hit by a truck? did anybody see it?”
Jeremy: Oh, God and I was like “ooh, I better get out of here.” [End card music] [RT Animation end card, jazz music]

100 thoughts on “Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Snowboard Slam”

  1. I had something similar but with skis. I was about seven going down a beginner hill, trying to practice turning. But I started catching speed and I had bent backwards hands on the snow. There's a woman skiing straight down, and I go right between her legs underneath her. She freaks out and both of us wipe out.

  2. How is hit and run on a snowboard not a felony in 2018? Maybe Oprah will fix this in 2024, or maybe white MJ will raise from the dead, claim he's Jesus, and "hee heee" – moonwalk his way into the whitehouse? Who knows, who cares? Tune in next time to Trek Wars Jerassic 24D!!

  3. This video felt like it was far longer than two minutes and that's because there was so much happening in the animation and the story, and that made it so much more enjoyable. This is an RTAA I'll be coming back to watch again

  4. Omg rooster teeth should make sport merch as like an fun house ski bored or achiment goggles or an rooster teeth golf club or basketball

  5. Do the animators not understand that you stand sideways on a snowboard? And you don't tip backwards to stop.

  6. Geee, I wonder if this is why they advise beginners to take lessons on the bunny hill before going to the top of the mountain…

  7. That model of the mountain with a stick figure monster near the top, is that reference to a really old skiing game that was found on an older version of windows or something? Like windows 95?

  8. Loved the fact that they used the Mountain from the old PC game SKI, I remember that monster thing on the slopes as a kid

  9. I have a similar story bringing my friend skiing for the first time 😂 their was a group of like 9 kids learning to ski with an instructor and they were in a triangle shape like bowling pins and my friend basically got a strike, took them ALL out 😂😂😂

  10. This actually reminds me of the first day I went snowboarding.
    I must of been 12/13. Naturally I fall down at some point. Before I can get up I hear "Watch out!" followed by someone running right into me. Guy must have been 16-18. Says "Sorry kid", gets up and continues on. Shortly after I'm about to go down again and I see the same guy crash into a class of little kids taking (what was probably) their first ski lesson. Instructor is LIVID; yanks the guy up and shouts at him for a while. Forces the guy to dismount his board and walk back up the hill.

  11. "did you just keep going and never looked back?" is such a Geoff, profesional animal hit&runner, thing to say

  12. I know this was posted in January, but I LOOOOOOVE the animation of Michael explaining it to the rest of the Crew with figures xD

  13. The little hands….dude the little hands lmfao

  14. I think I know what ski resort Michael went to in NJ. Look up Mountain Creek. Most of their resort is a huge safety hazard for many reasons.

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