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Epic or Fail: Jet Ski Edition

Epic or Fail: Jet Ski Edition


– WE’RE IN THE MIDDLE
OF NOVEMBER. CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT? I DON’T UNDERSTAND
HOW THAT HAPPENED. ARE YOU EXCITED
FOR THE HOLIDAYS, EVERYBODY? [cheers and applause] IT’S A WONDERFUL TIME OF YEAR. THIS TIME IS–
THIS TIME OF YEAR– IT’S FILLED WITH SOME
OF THE BIGGEST CELEBRATIONS AND SOME
OF THE BIGGEST DISASTERS, LIKE TRYING TO COOK
A CASSEROLE AND POTATOES AND PIE AT THE SAME TIME OR HANGING 200 STRANDS
OF, LIKE, YOU KNOW, SPRINKLY, LITTLE
TWINKLING LIGHTS OUTSIDE, AND THEN YOU REALIZE,
“I DON’T HAVE AN OUTLET. WHAT AM I”– OR MIXING VODKA
WITH AUNT TAMMY. THERE’S A LOT OF THINGS. BUT SINCE THINGS
AT THIS TIME OF YEAR ARE EITHER FANTASTIC
OR FANTASTICALLY TERRIBLE, I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE
THE PERFECT TIME TO PLAY ONE OF MY FAVORITE GAMES
WITH Y’ALL. IT’S CALLED
“EPIC OR FAIL.” [cheers and applause] I WILL EXPLAIN
THE GAME TO YOU. OH, YOU HAVE–YOU BROUGHT
PADDLES FROM HOME. [cheering] WHAT A COINCIDENCE
THAT YOU’D BRING THOSE TODAY. WOW. ALL RIGHT,
SO WE’LL DECIDE TOGETHER. I HAVE NOT SEEN THESE,
SO WE’LL ALL DECIDE IF WE AGREE. THIS FIRST VIDEO–
LET’S TAKE A LOOK. [audience exclaims] REALLY? [overlapping voices] IT SAYS FAIL. [cheers and applause] [bell dings] WOW. [cheers and applause] THAT’S CRAZY.
THAT’S– HE’S A SHOW-OFF,
IS WHAT HE IS. LET’S SEE THE NEXT ONE. [audience shouting] NO, THIS IS A FAIL. – WHOA! [audience exclaims] [buzzer] – OH, MY GOD.
OH, BOY. ALL RIGHT. PEOPLE HOLDING IT UP
AFTER THE FACT, YES, WE SAW IT.
FAIL. YOU’RE LATE. ALL RIGHT,
LET’S SEE THE NEXT ONE. MM. I DON’T KNOW.
I’M GONNA– I’M GONNA SAY EPIC.
I’M GONNA SAY EPIC. [audience exclaiming] IT WAS AN EPIC FAIL. IT WAS AN EPIC FAIL. MOVING ON,
LET’S SEE THE NEXT ONE. – ALL RIGHT, GO! – ALREADY.
YES. LOOK AT US JUDGING THAT MAN.
WE DON’T EVEN KNOW ANYTHING. BEFORE HE EVEN– ALL RIGHT. [laughter] OH. OH, OH. AH. ALL RIGHT. READY FOR ANOTHER ONE?
LET’S SEE IT. [child shouting indistinctly] ALREADY, YEAH. THERE’S NO WAY.
NO WAY. – [growling] – DAD! [audience exclaims] [buzzer] – ALL RIGHT, WELL, I THINK
WE HAVE TIME FOR ONE MORE, AND SINCE IT’S A SEASON
FOR GIVING, IF YOU GET IT RIGHT,
YOU’LL ALL GET A COPY OF MY HOLIDAY CD. IT’S AVAILABLE EXCLUSIVELY
AT TARGET. “THE ONLY HOLIDAY ALBUM
YOU’LL EVER NEED, VOLUME ONE.” ALL RIGHT,
YOU READY? [laughter] – [speaking foreign language] [audience murmurs] – I SAY THAT.
THAT’S WHAT I SAY. [audience exclaims] – AH, WE TURNED THEM AROUND.
THAT’S RIGHT. YOU’RE ALL GOING HOME
WITH A COPY OF MY CD.

100 thoughts on “Epic or Fail: Jet Ski Edition”

  1. I would just like to point out that I think that all of these are men… How do they have all the power (so to speak )

  2. Was uploaded 2 days before my uncles 51st birthday which happened to be his last because 8 months later he died of a massive heart attack. ??????????????????? great person will always be missed

  3. Ellen you should play Epic or fail but the that are there get a pen and paper so that when you play Epic or Fail if the get it right they write a line if don't get it right they write a X. Thank you From Kim Zick

  4. I'm watching this in my bed even though I'm supposed to be sleeping for school. I'm trying so hard not to laugh but I can't help it. It's just too darn funny to see people fail.

  5. Elena you should interview Jeremy lynch on your shoulder you can see him on YouTube on britain's got talent 2008

  6. One of the few times the crowd disagreed with Ellen and the crowd was correct on that first one. That last one they were wrong (including Ellen) as the guy landed on his feet – and they all won anyway. They even gave the correct "ding" for that last one.

  7. I feel bad for all these people lots of audiences go home with like tvs or something expensive but they just get a fucking cd

  8. I love how the question for the cd was made to be extremely obvious of the answer so that they can all get it but there were still people saying epic

  9. The one where he tries to jump over the motorcycle remembers me of sonething a guy did in a german TV show "Wetten, dass" but with cars. He managed some but he injured himself very badly in the end.

  10. that is a good time for a couple weeks ago by the way to get video of it. it will take a few days ago and I have a good idea to make a decision

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