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Dude Perfect Hockey Skills Challenge | FACE OFF

Dude Perfect Hockey Skills Challenge | FACE OFF

Tyler: Ladies and gentlemen handsome boys and beautiful girl, welcome to another episode of, [Incoherent intro to game] For Gamers *ding ding* Tyler: This week we got a hockey face off, let’s see who the announcer is Here it’s gonna – *Drum roll* Announcer for this face off is…😎 Cory!🌍 Cory: Okay Okay Congratulations! Man! Competitor number one… TY! YEAH! Tyler: Tanks bro And competitor number two is.. Tyler: Am I reading that right? Cory: No that’s not right. Tyler: Tim? Editor Tim? Others: No way! Tyler: Get in here Tyler: Ladies and gentlemen assume your role! *Cheers* Cory: Yo man, my name is Jim Schorts, I’m from the great island of Yamaica. Tyler: What from Yamaica? Are you half Spanish? Cory: It’s not Jamaica, see my accent is from a main land slightly off the coast of more famous, Jamaica. I’m not from Jamaica. (Other guy: Go look that up on a map actually) I’m from Yamaica. *Maraca rattle* YAMAICA! Tyler: Yah ah Yamaica. Cory: Welcome to the hockey face off, If you didn’t hear me, my name is Jim Schorts. My hair is long and my shorts are short here we go *Crickets* Tyler: Wow that was good Jim, come up with that on your own? Cory: Contestants please announce yourselves, and list out how much experience you have. Ty: Thank you, What’s your name? Cory: Jim Schorts! My hair is long (Ty: I know, how could I-) And my shorts are short! Ty: How could I forget, Jim. Uh, I’m Ty, I’m from uh Plano Texas. I would say I’ve got a year and a half to two years of roller hockey experience. Cory: *Shakes maraca* What about you over here? Tim: So Jim, I’m Tim. (Cory: OOHHH I LIKE YOU ALREADY!) [unintelligible] Cory: No, I don’t recognize you from the videos. Why do we know you? Tim: Uh I’m one of the editors for dude perfect. Cory: Okay, how much experience do you have? More or less than two years? Tim: Uh a little bit more, 17 years of competitive ice hockey experience. Cory: Okay I’m not a mathematician, but I think my odds are going to this Tim man. *maraca shakes* Tim: Thanks dude. Cory: TIM AND JIM! Ty: Aren’t you supposed to be non biased? (Cory: I am not biased) But you just said your- what? Cory: In our first competition today, we are going to knock out……..$ Not one Not two, Not three, But four targets from the goal. We call it the sharp shooter challenge. Let’s get up in it. (Ty: Sharp) Tyler, let’s get this started. You’ll know when to go, when I say I [unintelligible] Shot the pucks! Over one Over two Over three, C’mon Tyler! Come on! One, Two! [unintelligible] OOHHH! My new friend Tyler. Tyler, Tyler, Tyler. I thought you were going to do better! Ty: I know! I thought I was gonna do better! Cory: There were four targets on that goal. *sigh* Ty: Jim- (Cory: I’m must say-) It wasn’t good, It wasn’t good.F###… Cory: We have a word in my country, disappointed. (Ty: No we say that-) And that’s how I feel right now. Cory: I am disappointed (Ty: That’s a world wide adjective) We’re moving on to Tim, Here we go. Let’s go OOHH! My new friend Tim man. (Tim: Sup Jim) Jim and Tim! Buddies for life! Cory: Tim I need you to get more than two man, our good friend Tyler, he got two. I need you to get more than two, so that we will lift up the name of Jim and Tim. Tim: Oh okay, I don’t know about the name of Jim and Tim but.. (Jim: Jim and Tim! we are even I do not care for him) [Unintelligible] Cory: You will know when to start! [Unintelligible] Shoot the pucks! Over one! [Unintelligible] *siren* Cory: I am unbiased. I am not excited. (Ty: No you’re super biased!) I am not excited. Ty: You came here celebrating for him! (Cory: No!) Cory: You are thinking of somebody else. (Ty: Who was I thinking of?) My hair is long, and my shorts are short. Cory: I am not short of breath, I am simply excited to see a good performance. Tim: Honestly I was kinda- disappointed, That word you used- (Cory: Yeah!) I was disappointed in myself. (Cory: here he comes) Ty: Oh yeah I should’ve got all four in four shots! I’m so disa- face wash, face wash face- Cory: Hey no fighting yet! There is no fighting in hockey. There is no fighting in hockey in Yamaica! *Hockey stick drops* *ding ding ding* Cory: NO, NO NO! Break it up, break it up. What is- what is happening? Cory: Alright man, and man (Ty: Nice) In my country we have a game called Jim. It is essentially like pig, where you call your shot and then you have to hit it. (Tim: Alright) Cory: We’re going to play that now, and let me remind you, we’re doing two out of three competitions Tim, if you win, Ty, you go home. LET’S DO IT! (Tim: Alright) Cory: Tyler it is your first shot. You have my blessing, kind of, I like Tim more. Ty: YEEEEAAAAAHH! Come-on THERE’S STILL HOPE! THERE’S STILL HOPE! Cory: You’ve been my favorite the whole time! (Ty: AH NO WAY!) Both: Jim and Ty! Jim and Ty! Jim and Ty! Cory: Tim must try and make the shot, if he misses it, he gets a J. *drum roll* Ty: WOOAAHH HA HA! YAAAYYY! Cory: Oh my goodness! (Ty: YEAH!) I cannot tell you how surprised I am! (Ty: I- Me too, me too) Cory: I have to say i’m disappointed. Again that’s like sad in my country (Ty: Oh, I know) Cory: Well I’m disappointed for my friend Tim (Ty: I thought it was was Ty and Jim?) Cory: No I’ve always been with Tim. (Ty: Are you kidding?) Cory: Jim and Tim! (Tim: I’m so confused) Jim and Tim! Ty: Are you familiar with confused? Cory: I don’t know what that means. What is your next shot? Ty: This is the pancake shot yeah. (Cory: The pancake shot!) Ty: Flip and catch *ding* OOOHH! That’s how it’s done Jimmy! (Cory: HE DID IT!) (Ty: YEEAAHH HAHA!) Cory: He’s always been my favorite! Cory: You can do it! Time to flip the pancake. *ding* Cory: OOOHHHH MAN! (Ty: Your turn) Cory: In my country we call that even steven. Tim: This one’s inspired by my home state. This one’s called the Michigan. Top cheese. Ty: Top cheese? *victory noise* Cory: OOOOOHHHHHH! Ya hu man Cory: Tim I love him like a brother! Always have, always will. He’s my favorite. *drum roll* *fail noise* Ty: DAMMIT! Tim: So back hand, right boost Ty: YEAH! Yeah! Round the world. *sound effects* YEAH! Ty: Nice! JIM! Cory: My best friend! He’s my best friend. *sound effects*

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